Antimony, oh Antimony
How you light up my life
In those small little diodes
And infared sensors
I want to dig for you in the ground
But you live so far away
In China, Russia, and Tadjikistan.
I will instead order you in a catalog.
I need you for a "special" project.
You will be remembered forever
Because few know of your arsenic-like properties
When I make my husband an Antimony-fruit-drink.
I'll fight his alimony with antimony. |
By Julia |