This Sudoku business has to stop
It fills my every waking thought
I try to sleep and it's there
For hours I lay silent

Make the Sudoku leave, oh gods of
Addicting Japanese puzzles!
Shed mercy on my mortal life
I cannot solve them forever

If these puzzles do not leave my head
I will pull them out myself
With a cork screw I will open up
My head and spill it into a chalice

"Drink to end of Puzzles and games"
Is what I will say to myself
And with them I will surely pour
The rest of my thoughts as well