Automatic instamatic £400 geld….
Adult toy rocket science….
With allsorts buttons…..
Packed to perfection….
By factory scientists

2 tone and 20 tone….
Touchy feely….
Printer friendly….
On an ergo dynamic wheelchair

Canon 1 Manchester United 0.…
Fuji, Nikon, Pentax….
Or a new 1 billion pixel Zaxti….
All made in plastic land.