Oh more, oh less
Your thoughts are such a mess.
You make me want to spit!

Oh me, oh my
All you do is cry.
You make me want to spit.

Oh yes, oh no
Have you snorted too much blow?
You make me want to spit

Oh no, oh yes
You're drinking just confess.
You make me want to spit.

Oh piss, oh moan
Your writing makes me groan.
You make me want to spit

Oh day, oh night
You never get it right.
You make me want to spit

Oh think, oh don’t
You can’t or simply won’t.
You make me want to spit.

Oh cans, oh cants
Are you fiddling in your pants?
You make me want to spit

Oh me oh you
What’s a jerk to do?
You make me want to spit!