A three toed onion peeled off joke after joke
To Siamese carrot twins just in from Pennsylvania.
Though each had only one, their lean long legs
Were a little too cellulite like for this gawkier.
Monday, a Catawba melon got smashed early
And ended up going out with some real garbage.
Everyone said we would never see that one again.
A couple of kids came by to pick up some cute tomatoes.
Seems they were going to be throwing a party.
Anyway, I got involved with a bag Of Jolly-Ranchers
at the cinema and I have to tell you
I really enjoyed getting my mouth on them;
Of course my teeth won’t ever be the same.
It all finally came down to this: the three toed onion
Had everyone in tears when he was done cutting up.