When money and work get too tight
husbands and wives really fight.
It would be better I think
to keep mouths off the drink
and suck on each other all night.

Sex can be so much fun
(it’s the heat and the juices that run).
Still a problem remains-
It’s those horrible stains
that shines ‘neath blue light when you’re done.

A girl on a poetry blog
once found her muse in a fog.
The fog was created
While she masturbated
On top an electrified log.

Limericks are delightfully simple,
not like a poem, just a dimple
such as one might find
on a lover’s behind.
More likely it’s just a small pimple.