oh he flits about with birds and bees
and swings around way in the trees
shakes his fanny high in the air
walks round buck naked...he don't care!

he rolls around on shopping carts
hoots and hollers when mischief starts
eats bananas thens drop the skin
then hides to watch the fun begin!

ladies slide around on the peels
carts go crashing on wobbly wheels
and stacks of cans fly way up high
makes the market a big pig sty!

then the monkey grabs some grape juice
and laughs and honks just like a moose
and throws it hard against the wall
and it explodes and hits em all!

the purple people start to fight
the monkey cries out in delight
he claps his hands as pies are thrown
and whaps the counter with a bone!

pickles fly as does so much fruit
he finds a horn and starts to toot
mashed potatoes fly past his face
he blushes red monkey disgrace!

as the food fight's now in full swing
chaos a little one can bring
a man then grabs him by the tail
and slings his ass in monkey jail!

and carries him out in a cage
the monkey screams in monkey rage
he has a plan knows what to do
he'll cart this brat back to the zoo!

soon he'll be in the company
of a baboon and chimpanzee
a fateful end to such a pest
give the market such a good rest!

now he flits about with birds and bees
and swings around way in the trees
shakes his fanny high in the air
walks round buck naked...he don't care!