a sign carved from cheese said come one come all
from meeses to mooses it's the big cartoon ball!

with tom and jerry all deck'd out to dance
whilst poor donald duck arrived without pants!

bullwinkle moose was a sight for sore eyes
and opus the penguin brought eskimo pies!

jessica rabbit came drawn rather well
and goofy fell in, all drunk raising hell!

and daffy duck sputtered all over his self
and rudolph came stag well cept for the elf!

mickey and minnie were regal and bright
whilst casper the ghost was nowhere in sight!

betty boop wore a bra way out to here
and spongebob the lush absorbed all the beer!

whilst good ole bugs showed up in a dress
and stewie the baby...such a hot mess!

they danced and they pranced in cartoon delight
a clinking and clanking into half the night!

and pies soon went flying creamy with goo
smack dab in the nose hit winnie the pooh!

the punchbowl flew and hit dumbo's big face
he sucked it all in then hosed half the place!

and pepe le pew came in wearing clover
at this point they knew the party was over!

to the door they ran...a breath of fresh air
"it smells like an outhouse!" cried yogi the bear!

mayhem ensued with the jabs and the jokes
the big ball was soon over yes t-that's all, folks!