sometimes to be is just to be
when dabbling in smartassery
the eyes do roll and tongues do slap
when dealing with pretentious crap
when bullshit piles so high it toots
it's time to get those trusty boots
and wade on through with a smile wide
to mask the nausea trap'd inside
and speak your mind to those so rude
but with sarcastic attitude
you tell them off so crisp and clean
it doesn't sound a bit obscene
it's masked inside fake compliments
don't have to make a bit of sense
and leave them there to soak it in
rings through their brain like hollow tin
and by the time they figure out
you'll be long gone by when they shout
the secret to a smartass ruse
is always wear good running shoes!!!