poor boofus the doofus was stout
walked round with his tongue hanging out
the girls had some nerve
and called him a perv
and kicked his fat ass all about!

but boofus, my friend, liked the pain
he'd smile and laugh "do it again!"
their feet he then kissed
which got them all pissed
they then slapped him silly in vain!

for boofus was bouncy perhaps
to him all their slugs were love taps
and he'd moan and slobber
as they tried to clobber
some sense in his goofy ole trap!

the girls arms and legs then grew tired
but boofus...well he was now wired
he said "please don't run
we've just started the fun!
my wee wee is so full of fire!"

he tried to get up to give chase
trip'd on his tongue fell on his face
and smash'd up his nose
and stubbed all his toes
and slinked his ass home in disgrace!

a lesson right here must be learned
big tongues will for sure get you burned
it's better i think
to be small and pink
than all big and sloppy and spurned!