the morning is golden
and the air is so crisp
i breathe it all in, baby
with a whistling ole wisp

my head is so giddy
so adrift and afar
i dance like a penguin
i sing like a big star

"the wonderous beach yes
with its waves brightly blue"
i yelp and i screech out
till my friends say i'm through

they try to load me in
the ole pink daisy van
stuff my mouth with candy
just as best as they can

i lift up my arms though
and then kick up my heels
i mumble and tumble
and then bounce off the wheels

for i am so happy, see?
on a day such as this
good friends that are beach bound
just exploring our bliss!

the wheels are now turning
down ole sunnydale road
get the rest of our gang
bill and charlie mctoad!

and then off we go yes
on the highway of dreams
to take in some sunshine
bust apart at the seams!

and at last we arrive
on the ole sandy shores
i yell to my buddies
"hey let's do this, you whores!"

we run to the ocean
our big army of fools
and splash in the water
and gasp at all the...tools?

i shriek and i holler
and i look all distressed
the men all around us
they're just all so...undressed!

"my goodness my gravy!"
i yell out to my buds
"seems what we have got here
is a beach full of studs!"

pennies from heaven yes
and nickels and some dimes
and whole rolls of quarters
hell bring on the good times!

so i look at my pals
and say "come let's be sports!"
i reached under the water
and i ripp'd off my shorts!

and they all did the same
as we splash'd in the blue
the merry gay mermen
in a nudity stew!

and ole charlie mctoad
he made a little sand shack
lock'd his nude ass in it
"no i ain't going back!

for surely this must be
gay heaven that we found
and i wanna live here
get myself all unwound!"

we looked at each other
then glanc'd back at mctoad
"surely he's right my boys!
so let's take off a load!"

we now live at the beach
in our old daisy van
chasing after hotties
just as fast as we can

and the sun will go down
other things will stay up
we drink from our passions
and on beefcake we sup!

so keep this in mind now
if you come to our beach
make sure that you're naked
and yes...well within reach!