mmmm baby
ohhhh yeah
i'm ready for this baby...
let's do it
and do it NOW!!!
oh yeah...you feel so good
against me like this
i just wanna take you
and ravage you and
yeah...my pants are off already...
why...?
who wants to know?
COME ON! Let's do it hon!
I'm horny!
Let's make it sound like a porn film!
wha...how's that?
you wanna cuddle?
we'll cuddle afterwards
i promise...
honest...
and YES i will call you tomorrow...
i will
COME ON!
let me kiss you on the nipples hon
oh yeah...let me work my way up to the neck
you like hickeys babe?
i like hickeys, babe...
condom?
did I bring one?
you serious?
don't you want me, babe?
don't you want me now?
you are so hot and i am soooo horny!
huh?
you have some extra condoms in your dresser?
Wha? You want me to walk all the way over there?!
COME ON!
Well...hmph!
Well all right...but when i come back
you better be ready for me
to plow you like you're the lower 40!
Okay...here comes the little stallion
oh baby...you smell so nice!
let me at ya already!
Mmmmmmmmm...
babe?
why do you still have your clothes on?
I'm ready to invade Poland and
you have all the guards at the gate
god...don't you want me?
here...let me help you take that thing off...
damn...what the hell you got this fastened in here with?
COME ON!
what the hell ever happened to breakaway clothing?
huh? am i drunk?
how many beers have i had?
what are you? the cops?
i'm feeling good, baby...and i'm ready!
damn! it's like friggin Fort Knox getting into your pants!
Huh? you wanna talk?
serious?
and for real?
talk?
we'll talk tomorrow when i call you, baby...
right now is the time for some deep monkey love
cause i'm ready to show you my banana!
yeahhhhhh....
what did you say...put out?
i'm trying to put out...
what the hell do you think this is?
COME ON!
you're gonna love it!
you know you want it...
Eh? you didn't say "put out?"
then what the fuck did you...
less talk and more lovin please!
What? "GET out?"
you said "GET out!"
get out of what baby?
why don't you get out
of the way, baby...
so i can move on in?
OW!
was that a slap?
now you're turning me on!
i didn't know you liked it rough!
what's in that little bottle you got there babe?
some love juice?!
M-A-C-E
GAAAAA!!!!!
right in my eyes!
OW!
was that a Louisville Slugger against my ass?
I'm getting up i'm getting up!
COME ON!
can i at least have my clothes
where are they?
oh nice throw them right in my face
when i can't see
i'm going! i'm going!
can i put my clothes on first?
how's that?
you're gonmna chuck me outside naked?
what are you, psycho?
NO! watch where you swing that thing, hon!
i'm going! i'm going!
i'm at the door
i'm out the door
SLAM!
i still can't see
ooops...whoa! losing my balance here
OUCH! Geez-ow! All mighty!
Who in the hell puts rose bushes right by their front door?
It's so hazy...damn
i might throw up...
i gotta get the hell out of here
i'll just take a moment to catch my breath
knock knock!
you still in there
on the other side of that big bolted door?
oh well...
thanks for the fun
i'll call you tomorrow...i promise...
COME ON!