priscilla looks pretty
dancing in the garden
with all the yellow bees
just dancing around her
wow...look at her, will you?
waving her arms wildly
what kind of dance is this?
ah...who knows what it is
that all the young people
are hoppin to these days

and look at the big hat
she's wearing so floppy
bouncing along with her
she seems to be singing
some kind of screechy song
she's not a good singer
we can't all be, i guess
if i didn't know better
i'd think she was screaming
out in pain or something
then again i don't get
these kids today what with
their crazy rap music
and all that stuff, no

boy...she's looking at me
as if her song's for me
and there's a wee rabbit
somewhere over behind her
eyeing us like we're nuts
or something...i don't know
he might be scared a bit
boy...that's a lot of bees
dancing with priscilla
buzzing around you know
providing a big bass beat
to their little party

she's screeching much louder
perhaps i should turn up my
hearing aid to listen
to the lyrics of such a
crazy tune such as this one
here goes...i'll turn it up
what's that you say, prissy?
"call 911, dumbass!
i need an ambulance!
i'm highly allergic!"
those are crazy lyrics...
wonder what they might mean
oh look! she's running off
away from all her bee friends
and heading straight for me
with her arms way way out
and her teeth...clenched a bit
and hey...she's still singing
"i'm gonna strangle you
you son of a bitch you!"
she can be so vulgar!

and now she's grabbing me
by the neck of all places
perhaps she wants to dance
with me...i am flattered
i haven't danced in ages...
GASP! i can't breathe now...
my throat all constricted...
somebody please...please...anyone?
hellllp...call 911!
PLUNK!