captchas

watch me so close as i do my new dance
you must solve a captcha to get in my pants!

type out some letters and numbers and such
if you are lucky i may love you much

we'll get real cozy if you break the code
if not we'll be tense yes till we explode!

for captchas are tricky oh what a bitch!
and we so horny our minds not so rich

click away fingers get me some nookie
and make sure he's hot not some big wookie!

sometimes it's words sometimes it may be math
most times a jumble that incurs my wrath!

cause from the waist up you look pretty hot
i must break the code to see what you've got!

so yes get me all hot get me all tense
then leave me hanging to dry on the fence!

well lookie here, though...i think i got through
now for some sex till our fingers are blue...

you ready???

we're sorry but the author of this poem requires the solving of a CAPTCHA to read on any further...sAt3bxW...have a happy day!!!

hate those things

but enjoyed this poem. If I had to solve those in real life, I'd be in trouble.

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