Sir Geeky Supremo
shot right up from his bed
as noises and bright lights
rang way out in his head

he ran to his window
to grab himself a peek
just who were these strangers
and pray what did they seek?

way up high in the night
in the mustardy skies
he saw so many circles
he then rubbed on his eyes

the orbs were all glowing
and hovering around
and weeping and beeping
a most oddball of sounds

he snatch'd up his housecoat
and ran straight for the stairs
bumped his leg on tables
and trip'd right over chairs

he ran to the courtyard
in an effort to see
he snuck under the bushes
and hid behind a tree

and there they all were yes
landing square on the ground
such colorful spaceships
a most musical sound!

he watched some disembark
from their tiny ole ship
with heads made of light bulbs
they bitched about their trip!

they spoke a strange language
of low hums and some moans
their bodies were tvs
and their ears were cell phones!

their eyes were big balloons
looking all set to burst
they drank dr. pepper
just to quench their big thirst!

and then as if on cue
they all pulled out their guns
that looked kinda gooey
like some old sticky buns!

and Geeky got nervous
and fell down on his rear
the aliens saw him
and cried out a lame cheer!

they ran over to him
with sticky guns in tow
they looked at each other
and then laughed don't ya know?

Geeky rushed to his feet
and then let out a screech
"you never will catch me
you ole son of a beach!"

in the blink of an eye
he was caught with a gun
at first it would tickle
and then it would stun

now covered in the goo
his body then grew warm
he watched with amazement
it began to transform!

as if he were hit yes
by the good fairy's wand
he was now transformed to
a voluptuous blonde!

a skin tight red mini
and big d-cups to spare
Geeky was a maiden
oh so prim and so fair!

she walked up to the boys
and she swiveled her hips
watchd their eyes burst open
as she moistened her lips

their bulb heads grew dizzy
turned all shades of beet red
asked them up for cocktails
and then off to her bed

the boys got all excited
at this creature so hot
their tvs all exploded
their motor skills all shot

and one by one by one
in their big alien lust
they disintegrated
and turned to green dust

and Miss Geeky just howl'd
as she grabbed her a broom
she swept up the remains
and took it to her room

sat it by her bedside
in a pink powder puff jar
look'd down at her body
now this girl is a star!

went out to hollywood
for fortune and for fame
and soon all the bright lights
they would spell out her name

and us her old neighbors
we still sit on our stoop
watch our bodies all sag
and our faces all droop

and turn on our tvs
and then watch this old hen
we sigh and we giggle
"yes...we remember when...

this starlet of starlets
so fine and so primo
was once that big goofball
Sir Geeky Supremo!"