Christmas is a'coming,
the goose aint getting fat.
The global banking meltdown,
has put a stop to that!

Has Georgie got the answers,
or even Gordon Brown?
Stick your cash under the matress,
until they're out of town.

But the cavalry is on the way,
let's hope it's not too late.
With Hillary Rodham Clinton,
as Secretary of State.

So the redcoats are a'coming,
to reposess from thee,
your plasma screen, your x-box,
and your shiny new Hum-V