Gordon Brown will you please step down?
With your one beady eye and your permanent frown.
With your face kinda lumpy and clothes kinda frumpy,
it’s no wonder the people of Britain are grumpy.

Gordon Brown will you go to the poll?
Or you ‘fraid of the voters you’ve put on the dole?
With your no boom and bust an election’s a must,
but you know you’ll be lying face down in the dust.

Gordon Brown will you do what is needed?
Get rid of those scumbags who need to be weeded.
Those MP’s who’ve profited you need to ditch,
and Mandelson too, that smug son of a bitch.

Gordon Brown will you please go now?
Don’t make a big fuss, man don’t have a cow.
The longer you’re here it makes everyone rage, or
would you rather be thought of the same as John Major?