Another Song - sorry - Mr Brightside (The Killers)

I’m coming out of my half
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta get on the ball,
Because I want a goal.

It started out with a kick

Tom Lehrer did all the Chemical elements to Gilbert & Sullivan's A Modern Major General, here are all the British Prime Minister's in chronological order....

The fourth of July is here again,
with bunting and bands,
and the marching of men.
With fireworks and parties,
with barbies and beer,
let all of the colonies be of good cheer.

Andrew Royle and all his clan,
would set of with their caravan.
Then with his wife and kids installed,
inside the car, would start to bawl.
And off they'd go on their long jaunt,

I know it's song but what the heck......
(To the Tune of Davy Crockett)

When as a boy it appeared to most,
young George Bush was as dumb as a post.

Gordon Brown will you please step down?
With your one beady eye and your permanent frown.
With your face kinda lumpy and clothes kinda frumpy,
it’s no wonder the people of Britain are grumpy.

There’s conflict round every street corner,
intimidation, from mean eyes that stare,
the warnings are clear for all to see,
get lost! back off! beware!

It doesn’t matter how big you are,

Christmas is a'coming,
the goose aint getting fat.
The global banking meltdown,
has put a stop to that!

Has Georgie got the answers,
or even Gordon Brown?
Stick your cash under the matress,

The chief defect of Daryl May, was taking and driving away.
A pastime that had come to be encouraged by his brother, Lee.
Who from the age of five or six had taught him all his dreadful tricks,