I am drowning in the mire
I want to set my hair on fire
How did this happen? You may inquire
How did this situation get so dire?

I woke up this morning & my car wouldn't start
Then my dog just broke my heart
She ran off with my boyfriend, the little fart
I should've known she wasn't that smart

I lost my job, I was late to work
The grocery store didn't have any pork
I guess it's more of life's little quirks
That I walk around feeling like a jerk

I got home and my stove broke down
And, of course, my boyfriend wasn't around
And my laundry is in a mound
Maybe I'll take a bath & hope to drown

I called my mom about my plight
She replied, "Oh, what a fright!"
Then she and I got into a fight
"Call me back when you see the light!"

I developed a pain in my head
So I went straight off to bed
It can only get worse, I began to dread
I could awake in the morning and be dead

I have had a really bad day
This is what I'm trying to say
But I hope that goodness lays
In tomorrow's sunshiney rays

After all it couldn't get much worse
Unless today was par for the course
But I'll show you no remorse
Because tomorrow's a brand new source

I am hoping my luck will change
And tomorrow won't bring any pain
But if it does I will just exclaim
"Screw it!" And wait for the end of the rain