Diddley-Squat

Diddley-Squat

There once was a town called Diddley-Squat
Where dumb things happened more often than not
The people there had time to kill
The good things that happened were practically nil
The code of this town was just to have fun
So the work they had hardly ever got done
Soon the town just went to pot
The place was completely shot
Such was the fate of Diddley-Squat

haha

I wonder how they ever made it so far...

neocon

Who knows? Luck maybe? Thanks for commenting!

I live in my own little world, but it's all right they know me there.

and then .....

Then came a man to Diddley-Squat
top hat and cane, neck wrapped in ascot.
He rode on the back of a wildebeest
proclaiming himself an accomplished artiste.
He liked to paint the dumbest of dumb
heard of this town and what it become.
With brush in hand stokes on canvas began
directing the people to sit and to stand.
When he was through painting Diddley-Squat
the towns people gathered to view their snapshot.
A roar of their laughter heard all thru the east
he’d painted himself on his wildebeest.

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." W.C. Fields

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rrje4019

Darn, your's is funnier! Thanks for commenting!

I live in my own little world, but it's all right they know me there.

hahaha

I liked yours better Dianne :) I just added on. Thanks for sharing

ron

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." W.C. Fields

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/images/original/42363.biffyclyro.JPG

fun rhymin

reminds me a lil about dr.sues fun rhymin good workk, i want to be a part of the town diddley-squat.

sina

Thank you! It might be a fun place to visit, but I don't know if you'd want to llive there! Ha!

I live in my own little world, but it's all right they know me there.

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