Internal monodialogue

Hey, whatcha doin’?
Mmm, that sounds like it would taste good.
Can I try some?
Why not?
Well, screw you. I’ll just get it from someone else.
Well, maybe I want to go.
It’s none of your business…I’ll go wherever I want.
Okay fine, you don’t have to beg me to stay.
I don’t care, what do you want to do?
That sounds good, do you have some with you?
Okay, get them out. I know I’ll beat you.
Wow, that’s hot!
Nope, I’m not stopping. I’ll keep on chewing it.
Don’t you dare take a drink! That’s cheating!
WOOHOO! I win! I can take a drink now.
Yeah, me too. Goodnight.