I'm feeling abnormally weird today.

I am feeling abnormally weird today.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! IT’S A PROJECT GALLERY!
Belchety welchety
I hate the NFL
Almost as much as I eat burritos
BURRRRRRRRRITO!!!!!!
LIKE THE CHEETO BANDITO!!!!
The letter R is cool!
Not as cool as the letter Q though
I think I need to be put into an insane asylum…
Booperiness.
Sandalias.
Crandles
Are like a cross between cradles and candles
Or something to that effect.
Luh luh LUH!!!
But I don’t want to calm down!
Grosh!!!
You eat turds?
That’s sick.
Boop boop blip blop DWEEEEEEEEEEET.
R2D2 language.
The Empire struck back
Like your mom.
She struck back too.
It’s fun being insane.
Wocka locka yocka nocka rocka
It’s not real hair though, is it?
It’s Arty Fishel.
That’s one evil razor
It might possess you
And cause you to throw a whiskey bottle
At your butt
Cannibal soup
Tastes really good.
That’s what
That is one purple couch
With food or something on it.
Why is the TV turned off
Stupid TV programmers
Eat more stinky sandals
Then your crap will stink even more than it already does
Crunchy salty air
A.K.A crunchy Saltines
He’s sticking his arms out
Boss Man that is
Woooooop Wooooop!
Hehe, that rhymes with poop!
What the heck is my infatuation with feces?
Gravely voice…
And then the trumpet sounds…
BAH DUMMMMM!!!!!
Wookiee noises
The Green Lantern!
And Iron Man!!!
What if they got married?
Wait…they’re both male.
One of them would have to get a sex change
That would be weeeeeird……
I’m really full
Those big burritos really fill me up
And drinking cheese
It keeps saying Cheese Foul
Wanker danker
Not danger
Wow…danker is actually a word
Elbow
Elbow is the name of a psycho
He’s about to come to your house and kill you
W00t it’s Jenna…
Breathe in
Carpeted carpet
My lips are chapped
It would be good if I had some chap stick
Or Carmex
Maybe I should just peel my lips off instead
Lippy wippy
Was a lip
Lippy wippy
Had no teeth
Lippy wippy wasn’t very teethy or wippy
Was she?
Hop on my back
And I’ll give you a piggy back ride!
Haouiy
Wow is an acronym
It stands for Willy Ore Worrrrrdolim
Exploding ghosts…
Mr. Dude is curling his tongue!
Who is the Final Showing Markup?
Is his name Mark?
I don’t think so
I think his name is Vladimir
I don’t think so…
I think he would have used an Ω
I don’t
He might have even used a Σ
But definitely not an Α
No, you can’t see me again tonight
I refuse
All alone on a Friday night
Bleh bleh bluh
Tomato soup
With grilled cheese
Who should I send it to
I have nobody
Gargle gargle
Hong Kong China
Delta = Δ = Greek D = triangle
I wonder what would happen
If the world exploded
The two what?
The two manifestos?
That’s what I thought.
Or…
What if the world imploded
I would say NOOOOOOPY SCHLOCK!!!
Gulp that snot right down
That’s sick
Boss Man is really good at burping
Fistness