I like cows
They make milk
So are speakers
What if
What if I were you?
Then you would be I
And we would be each other
Bouncing bunnies
Bouncing on top of each other
She’s annoying
Who really cares
She’s an actress
Okay
Maybe she is funny
She wore a swimsuit
It was small
She used to look different
But she doesn’t anymore
Before she got puked on
And then she screamed “Eureka!”
And ate a small four-by-four piece of cheese
Noise
Oh the noise
The voices…
The music
It’s like a truck
A truck with a bunch of notes on it
Post-It notes that is
Purple and green Post-It notes
That cowboy boot
Is tasty
And basty
Is basty a word?
Baste is
Bill and Pam
They went hiking
And tripped over a rock
Then the rock came to life
Cheese Foul
Haha that’s funny
Bwahahahaha
There’s ink under his skin
It’s gray
It came to life
Like that rock
It said blah
And then it’s optic nerve
Poked him in the eye
He has a pimple on his face
The bayou
Wore a tie-o
It’s like a bay
It had a black mane
And a brown hair
And a white hair on his nose
But he was a rhinoceros
That looks tasty
With banana peppers on it
Blah people
Are smart
Well maybe
I don’t want to be blah-ish
The dish, the dish
Said pish pish pish
And ate a fish
Look at that
It’s smooth
But pointy
What a dainty thing
It’s cute
RUN AWAY!
IT’S THE CHAOS MONSTER!
HIS NAME IS CHA!
AND HE USES THE MAC OS!
That’s the only reason I like him
BUT STILL RUN!
OR HE’LL EAT YOU!
Eat you like a pig
Hey, what are you doing?
I want to go to the bank with you too
And say random words to you
Haha, that’s kind of funny
Back and forth, back and forth…
Just like a porch swing
Honkety wonkety
Blopper stopper
Watch out…the light turned red
NO STUPID!
YOU RAN THE DANGED LIGHT!
Now you’re going to get a ticket
A green, telepathic ticket
It can read your mind
Like my mom
No, that’s not my mom
Look over there
Oh crap, your eyes fell out
Go and talk to Mel Tormé
He’s a singer
You can scat on his cat
Then his cat can scat back on you
I should go there
And buy that thing that Mr. Dude likes
Mr. Dude is a cool guy
He’s smart and stuff
WHY THE FRICK IS THAT THING THERE???
WHOEVER PUT IT THERE IS STUPID!!!
Ahh, it’s a nice day, isn’t it
An explosion, that is
At a large size
You’re cool
Well maybe
Depending on who you are
If you’re a bar, you’re probably not that cool
Unless you’re at absolute zero
Mr. Dude, Mr. Dude
Wants to poke himself in the forehead
Lie rhymes with die and dye
Die and dye sound the same
Would you do that?
I sure as heck wouldn’t.
WAH wah
La ti da ti da
Mamá y Papá
Me gustaría
El queso
Y una beso
Cuesta un peso
Wookiee!
From Kashyyyk!
I missed it
Okay
Mr. Dude didn’t miss it this time
It was pretty nice too
Yeah
No
Okay
Stuff
What?
Never mind
I really don’t care
So shut up
I mean the door
You’re letting the hot air in
Flip, flop
Ticks the clock
Listen to light, soft, and hard rock
It’s the dirty document three
Dirty dashies
Keyboards are sexy
Not really
Not as sexy as Diddly
Oh diddly
Diddly doo, diddly dee
I don’t have to blah
I wish Diddly was the one for me
She thinks she’s not
But I beg to differ
Maybe
Tamrof
Sdrawkcab ffuts epyt ot ekil i
IIIIIIIIIIII
UUUUUU
Letters!
Wow, that really is special actually
Like sausage and stuff
Amabo Kcarrab
Couches and sofas, coaches and teachers
He doesn’t think
Although he really does
He just thinks differently than you
And me
And myself
And I
Eye I aye
Pizza pie
Camera!!!
She’s paling
Not tanning
And she doesn’t live in Fanning
She actually lives in High Rise
She sneaks in there every night
And hides in the refrigerator
And eats all the food there
Then she gets arrested
And they take her to Czechoslovakia
You know, in a time machine
They go back to when Czechoslovakia actually existed
And then they eat the Czechs
Actually they don’t
They just pretend to
It’s leaning
Dang it
It keeps rocking back and forth
Zero seven six
Double six nine three weird blah
Blippity bloppity
Schnippity schnoppity
Mr. Dude is going to try to catch Diddly