A Few Simple Rules
Born in the country,
worked on the farm.
Life was so simple
sheltered from harm.
Then I met a girl,
fell head over heels,
she told me she loved me
so I made her a deal.
Just give me football
on Sunday afternoon.
Fishing on Thursday
until I see the moon.
I'll give up the bar
without a fight,
if you'll give me country music
in bed each night.
Yea things will work great,
we'll be lovesick fools.
If you'll only follow
a few simple rules.
We can be together
for all time.
I'll be your's
and you'll be mine.
I'll be a lovesick fool,
crazy over you,
if you'll only follow
a few simple rules.
A few simple rules
is all it takes.
Follow them close
and you'll see what it makes.
One plus one equals two,
and a few simple rules
equals me and you!
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