you'll never guess who i bumped into in ASDA! :O {POETRY BUDDIES}

so, i had a feather up my nose....my pet bumble bee on a lead.
was just on my way to ASDA, i heard the pringles were on offer {3 for 2}
anyway i bumped into linda who was filling her trolley with M&Ms
she told me that rick was having love issues so i bought him some mansize kleenex {which was also on offer}
Anywayz just as i reached the pringles, i spotted neo in the corner buying a treat for all his pets and ghosts.
i suggested that he should check out the tutu's which were buy 1 get 1 free, they had all colours & sizes. (by the way, you left your alligator at my gaff plz take it back, bumble gets scared }

so, after all that excitement i bought my pringles and some ben&jerry's {cookie dough -> there was no phish food :( } and headed home.
i was expecting ron to be sitting on the driveway as usual, singing halleluja and watching the ants on the pavement, they loved all his war stories....hes their hero.!
so i invited him in for tea...as usual and shared my ben&jerrys with him while we watched jeremy kyle {lie detector results}
after all THAT excitement i had 2 threaten ron out with my bumble and he finally agreed to go after i helped him pick out his nits .
by that time it was around 7.00 and i called willow asking for big hugs cuz they make me feel all fuzzy and loved :)
i decided to log on to the showcase and write this poem and after that, am gonna put on my PJs and snuggled up with me tea and bumble for company, to watch 'drag me to hell' {pirate copy}
oooh, i was wondering what was annoying me, the feather is still up my nose {what, its called fashion}

had a nice day with all you guys and im looking forward to tomorrow :D

RON.....GO HOME! the ants need sleep!....they're just being polite!

BY: SNUGS AND REPENTER86 ;)

jeremy kyle

I love the Jeremy Kyle show! Sometime I wanna go on there wearing the tutu I bought from ASDA and let my alligator eat Jeremy alive. And don't worry, I'll be by soon to collect my alligator, sorry for leaving him over at your house for so long.

LOLZ...

haha ..dunno, JK kinda annoys me sumtyms :S so wenever you do decide 2 go on his show, gimme a call so i can watch bongo <-{i nicknamed your alligator} and you torment him to death :P

oh and take your time collecting your alligator cuz im starting to understand why he nibbles my legs all the time, he's just showing affection.

snuggly bug .x.x.

bongo

That's a good name for him. I'll come get him soon! Sorry he keeps biting your leg... That is just his way of saying he likes you!

Do you know how hard

it is to teach ants to march ??? They can't get all their legs moving together the right way. Then they kept going after the drips of Ben & Jerry's that you were leaving as a trail down the drive way. I swore I would teach them so I will be back @ 0600 hours, don't be alarmed when you hear reveille .hahahahaha

http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/textr/Reveille.html

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." W.C. Fields

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/images/original/42363.biffyclyro.JPG

hehehe...

HA-HA....left those drops there on purpose :P
i was actually tryna bribe you out with those but i guess you didnt fall for it huh :D
OH i wont be alarmed at your reveille ron, but you dont be alarmed when the shoe hits your head :P MUAHAHAHA :p

snuggly bug .x.x.

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