Cabbages

Whenever I think of you
It makes me want to puke a bit.

My feelings for you will never alter
I despise you just as much now, as I did back then.

I emptied the trash today
And thought of your ugly mug again.

I always thought it strange
How you reeked of rotten cabbages.

© Deborah Gordon 2008

ha ha Debs

Loved it had a good laugh when I read this, great stuff, hugs from Willow

One Of My Neighbours....

One of my neighbours smells of cabbage Wills, but I don't despise him or anything lol!....I was thinking though; you know you get these noise laws'...Well it would be great if they had a 'Smell Law' aswell. A sargent could turn up on your door and say 'Good day Sir, i'm arresting you on the charge of smelling like a rotten cabbage! Your'e nicked sunshine!....What a scream!.....Think i'll write to the PM about it.

Cheers Wills

Debs :.)

Red Or Green?

I always found that the green ones smelt more! Now if we were talking apples, I prefer green! Lol
Good piece Miss Squirel, made me laugh!
Dave

Green...

I'm guessing green Sir, though I haven't questioned him.....May do that later, just slip it into a conversation casually.

Thanks Mr Gibbs

Debs :.)

rotten cabbages, what next!....

lol....i like this alot......I eat quite alot of cabbage myself, but i must add, not enough to be reeking of it, what does that neighbour of urs do?, sleep on a bed of cabbage?....fun write!....peace

LOL!

lol I know! My writing gets sader and sader Reps. As I said to Dave, the enquiry of the 'cabbage man' will begin later tonight, after dinner i expect...He'll surely be reeking of it by then!
Will keep you updated as to the outcome of the investigation. ....It may be that he is actually a cabbage, and not a human at all.

Thanks Reps, and so cool Snuggly is your sis!

Debs

Ever eaten "saurkraut'? Did

Ever eaten "saurkraut'? Did you know that's cabbage? It's really good.

This piece was great, Debs. I guess you've ended your love poem odyssey and ventured back into the world of the bizarre. Welcome home! Peace, NSF

I'm A Bit Wary...

I'm a bit wary of cabbage based things iv'e gotta tell you....Never did like the stuff too much, but hey thanks for the comment Neo and yeah, I was writing so much love poetry that it was making me feel queasy....cabbages seemed the right way to venture back into the bizzare again!

Debs :.)

It's great to have crazy

It's great to have crazy Debs back! I've been saving you a seat in the nuthouse! We can now watch the "Jeremy Kyle Show" and read "The Waste Land" together. Remember to bring the black tea; it goes so well with cabbage! NSF

Yay!

Yay! Sounds like a great idea to me, or ' The catcher In The Rye'....you know who got influened by that one don't ya...then look what happened!...

There was a band online that

There was a band online that called itself "Shoulda Shot Yoko"! Damn, that's wrong. This is one of my favorite books, though. You've got some great literary taste, Debs. Be sure to bring some books to the asylum. Peace, NSF

Will Do...

Will do and ta, iv'e got shelves full of the damn things....I'll sneak them under my white coat. x

Cool. Make sure to bring

Cool. Make sure to bring lots of poetry! Elliot, Plath, Pound, and Ginsberg, especially!

hahaha =]

oooooh nohhin lyk de oul cabbage to spice up ur lyf....lolz
u have 2 gimme his number !!! ;P (jk)

omg u found out our secret, me + repenter86 that is....ye we r sisters but shes the boring one...hehe
(keep that hush - hush)

nice write...
mwaaah
snuggly bug .x.x.

Will Try....

Will try to get hold of his number for you Snuggly....though be warned, he may come along with a few strange side effects....

It's so cool that your sisters, awesome! and I'd never have guessed because you have such different styles. I didn't catch onto the Ireland connection either duh!

And don't worry, I will not mention that YOU said REPENTER IS THE BORING ONE-
(I'll keep it hush hush i promise x)

Debs

haha

yeye tnx debs.....glad i can count on ya ;)

Is dissent allowed?

Debs,

Not having smelled rotting cabbages, I am not in a position to comment whether the offender deserved such hostility and denigration (which appears universal, considering the comments).

I wish for you to walk in fields of lavender some day, and write about it.

Dolan

Of Course!

Of course Dolan, each is entitled to their own opinion......but I tell ya what a pong lol!

Thanks for your kind comment though... I have lavender bath salts....does that count?

Debs x

Funny, how we all have

different foods we just don't like, especially ones that cause unpleasant odors when you cook them, and, even after you eat them, ewww!.

Why do you think they call the dish, bubbles and squeak in your country? lol

Funny poem Debs.

Hey, I wonder if your neighbor, and Mrs. Cabbage had a baby, if it would be a little brussels sprout?

Jus wondrin? lol

:)

Hey Monte!

Hey Monte Cristo, good to hear from ya. ....I think an entire family could be created from the humble cabbage lol!....I'd forgotten about bubble and squeak aswell.... that's so funny....what great names we have for things.

Debs :.)

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