7 Limericks Or Not Depending On Your Views For Those Winter day Blues :.)
PIGEON PIE
These winter days
Are unforgiving
I think I’ll bake myself
A pigeon.
NO MORE SOUP PLEASE!
Oh winter!
You’re a loopy chap
So full of soup
And endless crap.
DAMN THAT SILLY OAKTREE
He fought and fought against the breeze
To pry his y-fronts
From them trees.
ROOFTOP RIVALRY
Twas awful on that winter’s day
When Dick kicked Santa
Off that sleigh.
BOOBS LIKE ICECUBES
I really love you winter breeze
Your snowflakes make
My boobies freeze.
YOU'VE STUCK THE CARROT WHERE SIR?
He looks quite odd
Your snowman chum
With one stale carrot
Up his bum.
BERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS
She danced and danced around the berries
...Me thinks it was that keg of sherry.
© Deborah Gordon 2008
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Ha Ha!
I like the boobs and carrot ones best! How predictably childish is that?!
Dave
Thankyou Sir David
I was in an especially silly mood today :.)
Blue Tits!
I to did enjoy this, lots of fun and silliness. Who's the "Dick" doing that to santa?
Nice write Debs
Andrew
Twas Dick!
Twas Dick whom was the 'Dick' Sir...he thought it a little suspicious that some old bloke in red trousers should be creeping around on his rooftop.
:.)
Wow Debs
this was great I had a good laugh brilliant write hugs from Willow
Thanks Wills,
Just my usual silliness! x
Learn English.
A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form, originally popularized in English by Edward Lear.
These works are NOT limericks.
These poems are more than heinous.
Trying to sham or feign us?
Your poor diction
Is no fiction-
Stick it back up your anus.
NERUDA.
I this a limerick?
Do you think we give a shit
What the heck you think of it.
You think that you are top of the class
But you really do talk out your arse
So shove your comments, you fucking twit!
Nice Reply Mate
Made me smile as much as the actual write! Inspired me to have a go as well....
Is there really any need to be blunt?
Or is just you're a bit of a runt?
Do you get so silly
'coz you have a small willy?
Or are you just some sort of cunt?
......probably too rude? You think? Oh well.....Ha ha
Dave
Mr Gibbs!!!
Once again this poem does need some work, but I found the overall content outstanding. Well done.
A pompous arse
This is ariot DEBS!!
I LOVED it. I have two boys so this kind of humor is so normal to me. I got a good laugh out of all of them! it is so much fun to wake up and go on to this site and wait to see what you have written each day. Nice going again!
LINDA
Ps. Dave and Andrew?? I Loved your little comments and poems back to that ass too! LOL Nice going!
I want you guys on my side if i ever need it!!!
L
What A Shocker!
Hey Linda Linda lol! thanks for that ... just my usual silliness again and it was fun to write something lighthearted.
Bit of a shocker to find that cow thingys comment but i never respond to people like that because they are usually only after a reaction. (Though if i had of responded it would have been with a very loud 'Mooooooooo' )
....and hes probally gone off to pastures new now lol!
It is great of the guys to speak up..im very grateful to them..its good to know that there are still decent human beings out there who have the guts to stand up to these types of people.
Thanks again and im glad u enjoyed em linda. :.)
Yes Debs...
I agree...Dave and Andrew are like two great big brothers being protective!!!
I love it! And them!
Linda
:0)
Good job
I like the pigeon and the boob one....good writes squirel.
---the purpose of life is a life of purpose
Thankyou
Thanks very much :.)