ATTENTION FOLKS!!!!

DO NOT JOIN TRUPOETS.COM
THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT
IN A POETRY SITE
IF UR ASSOCIATED WITH URS TRULY
UR GUILTY AS HELL
ADMIN'S GAY CANT RUN THE SITE WITHOUT DRAMA
TRUPOETS KISS OUR ASS!!!!
the site was far better under APOET001 AKA JEREMY
CHEERS TO JEREMY!!!!
WE'VE BEEN BANNED AND CANT ACCESS OUR ACCOUNT
WHY NOT DELETE US MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
WAS THERE WARNING GIVEN?
NO!!!!

:)

It's called decency...which you will find here...it follows...decent writers...decent people...and yes I cannot access my account either...oh well tomorrow is another day...leave today behind...

- heaven

RUTPOET DOWN

Greetings.
Drake is of the opinion RUTPOET is suffering domain loss.
We ourselves wonder if it isn't another bungled XOOPS updating.
Bloody Christ knows we are dealing with the illiterate.
Corey seems to be the exception that proves the rule, but he refuses to be poet.
Any ideas?

Tomorrow we turn 51- but our collective prerogative demands a month-long celebration.
OLD AND CRANKY!

RUTPOETS EAT OUR ASS

what domain loss they've vanished NERUDA into oblivion.no explanation given.good things come to those who wait they've deleted our accounts YEEHAA!!!!except for eat_me IDIOTS.

OUR CONDOLENCES TO HEAVEN.YOUR ACCOUNT'S STILL THERE DEAR.

:)

Well congratulations mate...you are officially out of there lol...I don't get it...I am unable to access my account yet it remains...I did ask (Aj) for it to be deleted...the whole reasoning (if any) behind it is illogical...

- heaven

P.S. Aww...Cowpox is here...:)

A New Definition of Success

Well done Folks.
Rutpoets has sunk to new nadir.
Censorship is the penultimate sin.
A moment of silence as all rejoice.
Hell has outstripped quota!
******

To continue,
We assume a permanent block of IP address.
It is not our only access and we study proxy server.
Heaven's account could prove valuable.
We shall require the following information:

E-mail addresses for the Gizzard Mince, Detribution.
Are all entries deleted? We can still slip messages into prior postings. These fools are illiterate and worse. Coding is beyond them.
Was RKS summarily sacked as moderator?
Any prior discussion?

It gives us great grim glee to remember that our detractors are overweight, homely, pretentiously untalented and undisciplined, sexually frustrated, spongiformed with dementia, cash-strapped, niggardly, chained to an unrewarding career, bourgeois, phobic, craven, back-biting, treacherous, ad nauseum.

The difference is that of night and day.
And all achieved in but a year.
Quite the birthday present.
NERUDA DELIVERS!

On another front;
we have successfully uploaded to LULU and await the arrival of a proof copy.
Upon review and approval, we wish to ship you a copy.
Signed, of course.

HAIL NERUDA!!!!HAPPY BDAY HEAVEN!!!!

RKS SACKED AS MODERATOR WITH NO WARNING
GONE BACK FROM SLAVERY TO FIND ACCESS DENIED
WE THOT ARTFUL'S 'ARE YA DEAD' WAS HARMLESS
HE WAS ENJOYING THE FIBRELESS MICE

AHAHA MOST GRACIOUS ADJUNCT
WE SHALL READY THE BARBY
COME UP WITH A TITLE YET?

Preliminaries

We shall first demand an explanation.
R&D is researching server attack.
NERUDA.

Progress Report

We have issued the following communique to Detribution and Gizzard Mince:

We shall spare you the required string of pejoratives- all of which are deserved and inadequate. We simply don't have the time, no matter how personally gratifying it might be.

We knew you to be only functionally literate and devoid of coding. We now know you to be liar and hypocrite. We have already defeated your IP blocking through proxy server. Nor is this our only method. If we were truly malicious, you would be suffering a server attack by now. We are better than that and better than you.

We give you this opportunity to explain your unconscionable act of censorship. More we might add, than your niggardness ever accorded us. A reply is deserved, expected, and demanded.

Until then we leave you with your so-called life and attendant delusional structure- wishing you well. As it is, you are very ill.

Yours etc.,
Erwin Franke

A simple proxy service may be obtained at http://www.torproject.org/.
It defeats their block quite handily.
R&D continues researching retaliation.

The volume of poetry is entitled QUARANTINED, author COWPOX.
A preview is available at lulu.com.
We have now turned 51, outliving most of our detractors.
NERUDA.

GO FOR THE KILL!!!!

THEY'RE NOT DESERVING OF YOUR KINDNESS
KILL!!!!
KILL!!!!
KILL!!!!

HAPPY 51ST

COWARDS!!!!

GUESS WHO'S BEEN POSING
AS FRIEND OF NERUDA?

Friends?

Could be any one of the pisher recruits-
They are all capable of treachery.
But please enlighten-
who?

Progress update:
Reply from Detribution, still analyzing.
So full of evasion and denial, will take until morning.

NERUDA.

Legal.

Hi Erwin,

This is Corey, I'm here to warn you that I have copied this page and also taken multiple other harassing and threatening messages from you and I will be contacting your ISP if I hear of anything else about this. Making threats of hacking is extremely illegal in the United States. I have your original IP from Trupoets and and all the contact information for the abuse department at CMA Cable Vision.

I will make this very clear to anyone reading this, I take all hacking threats seriously and I will follow up on them in a court of law. Your IPs can easily be subpoenaed from everypoet and I will bring you to court. I have done this before and I will NOT hesitate to do it again. I own a hosting company with over 150,000 members and I am very adept in the matters of internet law especially when it comes to security and the legality of threats. If you think a proxy will hide you, you are wrong. Again, if you are banned from trupoets and are evading that ban I will follow this up with a call to your ISP along with formal court proceedings. I do not mess around with threats of hacking, by threatening Trupoets which resides on my servers you are threatening my business.

If you for some reason have a question about this and need to speak to me, please contact me, corey[@]x10hosting.com

Best Regards,
Corey Arbogast

Learn to read.

Before you attempt legal proceedings, it would be helpful to learn to read.

We quote
...If we were truly malicious, you would be suffering a server attack by now. We are better than that and better than you.

You claim coding expertise, yet do not understand a conditional statement?
Are you being absurd or just stupid?

Of course server proxy doesn't hide anything. We have nothing to hide.
Server proxy does defeat your blocking- we demonstrated that. It also provides plausible deniability in a court of law. We are even less impressed with your jurisprudence.

NERUDA.

I'm not here to argue with

I'm not here to argue with you. I left my warning and that is all.
-Corey

Drama Queens

Well thank you, we had no idea you were hanging upon our every word- you've spared us an e-mailing.

No doubt you're not here to argue- you are without rhetoric and could not debate your way out of a wet paper bag. So we shall bid you adieu with this gem from the Bard:

... it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

By the way, still cranky from the loss of Shannon's blow-jobs?

So that's God?

Well Folks,
Looks like we got the attention from
the Man Upstairs.
NERUDA DELIVERS.
What a disappointment!
Should have known-
Idiot Creation, Idiot God.

DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH...

BUT THIS SHIT IS BLOODY MANIC MAN!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF RIOT YOU'RE HAVING OVER AT TRUPOETS, BUT IF YOU'RE TELLIN THEM TO "EAT OUR ASSES" AND "WALLOW IN OUR POOP".. THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME SERIOUS SHAGGING GOING ON MY BROTHA

NERUDA is ENTERTAINING

Thanks.
The reality though is quite tedious.
The site is stuffed with pretentious turd-snappers with their heads so far up their arses, they've forgotten how to breathe.
There are notable exceptions but they usually keep away.
Most are diagnosed with a pathology.
You've just heard from Corey, their GOD.
He's still blue-balled from his galfriend's ditching.
The Lead Moderator is a Borderline Personality Disorder-
a nasty, manipulative sort, but still too dim to know when she's being used.
The Neruda gang was bored stiff.
So we whip up the shit just to slap it down again.
Good exercise for the poetic muscle and sense of humout.

NERUDA.

FOOTPRINTS OF THE BANNED

GOD'S A STALKER?

STREWTH!!!!

Stalk a Mile in a Man's Mocassins

GOD's full of self-fancy.
He tries to track, but forgets to leave the jackboots home.
Too much rustle in the bustle.

On the other hand, we've witnessed Artful Stodger's
midnight scurryings for Camp ration mice.
A thing of Poetry, indeed.

NERUDA.

Your reply

Made absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. Is it immaturaty or drugs that are to blame for your lame brain?

Egocentric

Two reasons why come to mind:

We weren't addressing you.
You are senseless.

Neither suggestion you offer is the reason for our "lame brain".
Wernicke-Karsikoff syndrome is a result of B-12 deficiency.
Malnutrition rages in a death camp.

NERUDA.

Damn!

You guys have got some drama going on here. I hope everyone settles there differences and finds peace with this situation. Best of luck to all of you!
Peace!

NERUDA is Operatic

Thank you for the well wishes.
One does not make peace with censorious tyrant.
One does not settle difference with inferior.
One puts them in place.
No luck required.

NERUDA.

Diplomacy

First try negotiation. See where that leads you. If all else fails and there are no other options left...then consider it on!

Been there, done that, bought the tee shirt.

Diplomacy failed when Camp Envoy Sloth
was assassinated by Rutpoet thuggery.
It is now a matter of blood vendetta.

NERUDA.

Blood vendetta

Listin to what you're saying. Does it make sense even to you? If you want a war, pick on me. I'll take you to the floor!!!

Ignorance is bliss

You're Rutpoet stooge?
Cowpox is bored with pisher's
Deficient spelling.

MINCE OR CAT?

THAT'LL BE RIGHT
LEADS ARE ALL HERE NO WONDER
RUTPOETS DYING
ASHAMED OF THE SITE U RUN?
A FEMALE MOD AS POETRY SHOWCASE SLUT
MORE FOOD DEAR?
NO WORRIES BLAND'S HERE TO FILL YA IN!!!!

RUTPOETS' REP[LIES]

THIS FROM DETRIBUTION:

You really deserve no more explanation than that which was given you on numerous
occasions Erwin. You were warned and warned and warned, and asked for nothing more
than to show common courtesy and respect to your fellow members. When you failed to
be gracious and respectful for the last time, I could do nothing to sway the vote on
your behalf, and in all honesty, I no longer wanted to.

Perhaps I am ill, but maybe you should take a look in a mirror and see which of your
alter personalities stares back at you. The Professor, who has much to teach, though
lacks tact and respect, or juicyteen who is nothing more than a slap in the face of
everything that is good and right.

I really do wish you well, and if you are hell bent on destroying our site as you
say, go for it...We are powerless to stop you.

Take Care Erwin, may happiness find you someday.
Tobi

THIS FROM GIZZARD MINCE:

My reply is as such:
Sir,

I offer this-
Removing Neruda was my idea.
Taking the site "private" was my idea.
You may curse me throughout the cybernetic world, call me whatever
names you wish. I've seen your tirade at everypoet. It only shows how
predictable you are. It shows you are a bitter old man who stamps his
feet like a two year old when someone doesn't give in to you.
For all the intelligence you have you display so little.

No reply shall ever suffice. Any attempt to explain will only be met
with more mindless rhetoric. I have neither the time nor the desire to
further this silliness with you.

Goodbye

WE ARE FORMULATING RESPONSE. INPUT WELCOMED.
NERUDA.

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