On the beach down by the ocean
lay two men, Pauli and Stew.
Out in the sun and having fun,
walks a goddess in full view.

It was Lindsay Lohan,
as naked as can be.
Though a nude beach and not a reach
to see beauty such as she.

But she caught the eye of Pauli,
making Stew the jealous one.
They were “together, two birds of a feather"
and called each other “Hun.”

So Stew became all flustered
his thong now in a bunch.
He chirped out rather loudly,
“I’ll give you such a punch!”

Pauli turned to Stew
making reference to Ms.Lohan
“These are the days, I’d change my ways,
and wish I was a woman.”