OOPS!!

“OOPS!!”
Ron Kinard © 5-2009

meet me on the internet
we'll find a place to chat
talk about “what comes up”
can you imagine that

age, sex and location
I really like your name
whatcha’ want to talk about
tell me, what’s your game

I see you have a picture
my, you are so fine
give me just a moment and
I will make you mine

would you like a private room
a party just for two
we can do whatever
whatever pleases you

I softly touch your face
then I kiss your lips
massaging down your back
and gently rub your hips

excitement, getting steamy
removing all my clothes
would you like some help
with those panty hose

no panty hose
Haynes underwear
you like mens briefs
I do declare

a little kinky
and so extreme
cyber me baby
make me scream

my, my, don’t be shy
we haven’t got all day
we can take our time, as
long as you want to play

slow kisses on your shoulders
your ears and neck and breast
tell me how to please you
and what you like the best

take a minute, take your time
please return the favor
run your tongue on down my chest
pausing, let me savor

you're telling me it scratches
that you really need to shave
quit playing silly games
you really should behave

what is this
about a beard
now I'm thinking
this is weird

you want me
to suck WHAT
you're not a girl
you have no.....

wait a minute, WOAH!
now don’t be crass
I won’t suck your ....
You can KISS MY ....

the truth comes out
you are a guy
such deception
why oh why

you are a man
you have a .......
you're nothing but
a CYBER-TRICK

OH MY GOSH
this is bad
logged out NOW
this is sad

I’ll change my name
I’ll hide my face
I’m getting out
of cyber-space

sadly mistaken
feeling forlorn
sad and ragged
abused and torn

no one knows
I feel disgusted
on this chat
I thought I trusted

crushed and broken
confused as Hell
it’s a secret
I’ll never tell

it goes to show
it's just fantasy
when you're doing someone
that you can't see

you'll never know
just what you'll get
while chatting on
the internet

I made a mistake
I'll tell no one
this certainly wasn't
my day for fun

lesson learned
it's a silly game
my life will NEVER
be the same

Hee hee

That will teach you for going places you have no business going!!!!!!! LMAO this was hilarious. great job. Really enjoyed this one

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
Mark Twain June 11, 1881

Literary License...

...and the fifth amendment! I am NOT saying another word! ROTFLMAO

*"whenever in doubt, dream...inspiration will happen when you least expect it.." r/k 2-2009
http://members.tripod.com/Ron_Kinard

ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!

Ah, man, this is a classic! Cyberspace is dangerous territory indeed.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The internet tis a scarey ole place
and perhaps none methinks should there embrace!

Of course the same thing could happen in a singles bar...I know some girls who you'd never be able to tell until you stripped em down past their skivvies!

Amusing poem here!

Have I got a story...

about a friend of mine and an "all night" singles bar.... Big Harley riding type picking up a transvestite...I'll have to pen it out, too funny to give away now..Thanks for the comments and it's true, you never know what you get on the internet! or in a bar...or anywhere really, these days you never know until the undies have been thrown...or torn ..or...nevermind, imagination is enuf'!~Ron

*"whenever in doubt, dream...inspiration will happen when you least expect it.." r/k 2-2009
http://members.tripod.com/Ron_Kinard

Oh My Gawrd!

I can't wait to read that one! And I hate it when they tear my undies...underwear is so expensive now.
Seriously, I must say...I don't dress in women's clothes except on Halloween maybe (and there's a scary poem in there somewhere too!), but I have a lot of friends who do and let me tell you, they're the most wonderful people you'd ever want to meet...so totally in touch with themselves and their sexuality. It's awesome!
Take care,
Mark

ha ha

I'm sure this has happened to many people who have lusted in the wrong places. he hee.

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