INVITATION CRYSTAL CLEAR

Visit, Sweetie, when you can
And we will use the Clinton plan,
The moon is bright and shining down,
So first we’ll park and do the town,

SEASONAL BLAHS

When summer’s intensive conditions decline
And give us the sweltering heat,
I’m ready for winter although not a winner,
I’m through with the heat I repeat.

THE EXTRAS OF SPRING

When winter’s cool breezes depart into spring,
The birds in the trees sing a song
Of very good cheer and to all of us bring
Invitations to sing right along.

FOIBLES ERE COMPLIANCE

A stranger I was not at all
I’d known the girl from early fall,
A girl of beauty verily,
That struck my fancy constantly.

I even mentioned it to her,

MOODS AND INTERLUDES

To catch her in the mood
Is pleasure yes indeed,
For then she’s not a prude
When assuaged her need.

Rosy then her cheeks
Glowing is her smile,

COITUS COMPLICATED GETS

I was needing loving and
Explained it to my wife,
And found that she with emphasis
Regarded it as strife.

And women being as they are,
I took it as a joke,

ADS AND OPPORTUNITY

Opportunity was knocking and
Explicitly was seen
When she her devastating breast
Exposed to grace the scene.

And quick was I to answer her
Delightful invitation

THE SEXES

The sexes are diff’rent a bodacious lot,
And the one with the beer is the one with the pot.

And the other, of course, is the one with the pair

LONELY AND BLUE

I miss you tonight
The moon isn’t bright,
The stars are without their allure.
I’m lonesome and sad,
And to that I will add
There’s nothing but you will me cure.

MY DELIGHTFUL BELOVED

With a Sweetie like you
There is much we can do,
But your thinking is not in the groove,
You resist and deny,
Any thing that I try,

NIGHTLY ENTERPRISE

See the harlot on the street,
See her fellows sexy greet,
See her skimpy mini-skirt,
See her sensual, tempting flirt?

See her hop in moving cars,

TO LOVELY BRANDY

Delightful Honey Bun
Is not a Beaut to shun,
But is without a single doubt
With elegance to stun.

A fashion plate indeed
That nothing can exceed
With gorgeousness