To me,the best part of waking
up isn't foldgers in your cup.
Its that first blunt of the day,I
rank it next to busting a nut.
Why the hell is it that marijuana
has been deemed to be illegal.
Sometimes when I smoke,I bust out
rhymes like kanye west or benie segal.
Can't remember,but I think I read that
man should use all the seeds on earth.
Shit,I wish I could've been breast fed
weed soon as my momma gave birth.
Some say I'm a ladies man,but no one
can compare to my sweet maryjane.
She's the one that relaxes and calms me
down when life trys to drive me insane.
A joint,in a white owl,or a dutch,I
might even spark me up a bowl.
I can relate to Rastafarians,cause ganja
makes me want to look inside my soul.
People say its bad but it has its uses,
like it can help you gain some weight.
Give some to an anorexic chick,and I bet
you she'd want seconds on her plate.
So it's safe to say that I love myself some
weed,but don't you go judging me by this.
And please don't you call me a pothead,
I prefer to be reffered to as an herbalist.