Oh man I have to go so bad,I just
have to take like the only dump.
I have a huge stomache ache,and I've
got to get this crap out of my rump.
My tummy is doing sommersaults,and
I honestly think I just heard it speak.
"Rick hurry,get us to a bathroom before
we both find ourselves up shits creek"
I hope nobodys in there,I can't go if
there's some one in there with me.
If there is they'll be gone once they get a
wiff,cause it won't smell like potpourri.
Ever go in after the guy before you blew it
up,and the smell just leaves you reeling.
You ever had to pinch a loaf real bad,then
when you get there,you loose the feeling.
You ever pushed so hard,you almost pop
an eye out while you try to take a shit.
Ever have to go so bad you jump on,but forget
to check if the roll had any paper left on it.
(And it never does)
By the way,why do they say "take a shit",
if in fact you're actually leaving it there.
Doesn't matter,just make sure you light a
match to get that awful smell out of the air.