I'LL CALL YA!
I quietly sneak up behind you,put
my hands around your waist..
Thinking of the treats to come,god
only knows how I love the taste..
Hairs on your neck stand up.as my
breath softly caresses your skin..
You boldly take hold of my hand,
and place it where life begins..
I start to shift it around,you moan
as you're softly biting your lip..
Your body starts to react,I feel the
heat from inbetween your hips..
As i start to go down,so I can slowly
but surely lift up your lil skirt..
You turn to give me the dirtiest look,
my god you're such a good flirt..
I start to slip off your unmentionables,
notice an unfamiliar scent is in the air..
Hygene today is some what questionable,
sense of smell now slightly impaired..
A shave wouldn't hurt,but it seems
you just been a lil bit to lazy ma..
Oh hell no,what the freak is that shit
hanging off the side of your labia..
Wow,I forgot I have this thing so i
gotta go,but dont worry i'll call ya!!
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AAAAHH!
Very funny Rick! Made me shudder!! Good write!
Dave
ahhhh
thanks dave,that's funny it made you shudder lol...lets hope none of us really run into that chick lol...thanks for reading dave....Ricklovin
Yep, The Nose Knows
Rick,
This piece was disgustingly funny and I'm sure that's exactly what you were going for. It was certainly time to move on and make sure you forget that phone number...hell burn it baby, burn it.
Still laughing,
Pete
lol
yup that's exactly what I was trying to do lol...its funny how most times its the ladies leaving me comments,I don't think they apreciate this one...sorry ladies....thanks pete,for reading and commenting.....Ricklovin
Rick~
I'm just glad that it's not me...but it does make me want to shower...again...
Nauseatingly funny!
lol
then by all means,shower lol,and make sure to do a good job ok...i'll be over to do inspections lol.....thanks for the love nell..muah.......Ricklovin
I'll Call Ya
Yo Rick,
When am I gonna get some of your thoughts on my postings? You strike me as an intelligent fellow and I would appreciate hearing some of your opinions. There's plenty posted for you to choose from. If you like recommendations I can do that also.
Looking for you input,
Pete