tuna on your corn flakes, ketchup in your tea.
onions in your ice cream is delightful don't you see?
I like beans and jam spread on yummy flan,
baked in the oven with cheese on top,
then fried in a very hot pan.
chips with honey, and salsa custard,
sardines, soap and dijon mustard.
banana egg souffle and chocolate bolognese,
victoria sponge, topped with mayonnaise.
toffee coated garlic and fizzy mushroom soup.
pickled bread makes a wonderful kind of gloop.
strawberry and cabbage pie, chicken feather salad.
what? you mean to say you never had it?
how about snail curry, moth pakora on the side?
boiled bunny eyes, but they are better fried.
bubble gum stew, frog eye goo,
elephant bits are the thing for you.
maltesers in your humus whipped cream on your rice.
butterfly croutons on pudding, can also be quite nice.
so there you go, you hungry soul,
now you've seen our menu...
choose your meal, and when your ready then you'll...
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