potato salad, yuck, eeew.
tomatoes in a sandwich
makes me wanna puke.
mushy rice, bloody sick.
praaawns, gimme a bucket quick!
never put too many, spices in a dish,
just stay basic, to keep it so delish.
what's with all the colours, like paint on a palet to be eatin.
no need for all this fuss, undercooked and over heatin.
now I know I may seem hard, to please or even feed,
but simple healthy, basic food is all I really need.
pasta, meat, a Chinese stir, is what I do in enjoy.
home made pizza, apple pie, not delivered by some boy.
another thing I hate, to even look at, is tuna mayonnaise.
mustard, marmite, on a field of rotting grass, I would rather graze.
why? why put pinapple on a pizza? mango chutney on your meat?
a mix like these, I really couldnt bare to think I'd eat.
Liquorice, I'll never understand the lovers of this taste?
perfectly fine wrapping, just all gone to waste!
cranberries, what? just why?
there's other healthy drinks out there, that dont make you cry.
what else, mmm, avocado, in a salad? now there's a reason to go mad.
of all the yucky things to eat, that one's really bad!
all the frills, the spills and thrills of making food look fine,
but whats the point in all that work when the food, it tastes like grime.
fish mousse, chicken jelly, chocolate sauce on duck,
all I can say to that, is YUCK YUCK YUCK!
okay, so now I think I got it all, off my chest and spinning head,
some foods I hate to eat or smell, on or off of bread.
so if you wish to have me over, to enjoy a meal with you,
be aware of my taste, just make some Irish stew.