Sams smorgasbord spree
Sam snuggled up to the smorgasbord
smiling as he smelled the smoked salmon.
Slyly he slipped a slice in his suit
slowly he started to sidle away
when he spied shrimp.
With a smack and a slurp
he was back at the smorgasbord,
shyly slinging shrimp in his suit.
Some would think him a slob
but not Sam, he snickered
as he snacked on the seafood.
He surveyed the smorgasbord again
needing a splash of sparkling spirits.
Sam spun around to finally spy the spirits.
Yes, he said as he spryly sprinted for them.
Spotting the spout he sprayed it
directly into his mouth, sprinkling a bit on his spouse.
Oh, oh a squabble soon ensued, as you can imagine.
Sams smorgasbord spree had ended.
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Oh My, The Cleaning Bill
Sam sure enough was going to get his money's worth as he stashed the odiferous goodies in his suit. Little did he know that his overwhelming hunger was going to get him in dutch with the wife and hand him a huge cleaning bill down the line. Cute piece Raskin.
After he
doused himself and his wife with sparkling spirits that should have taken care of any problem but apparently not. Thanks for reading. raskin