The fairy tale hero
Who really wasn’t fair
Had enough of illusions
And women not there
The Prince Charming routine
Was all played out
Kissing dead girls
To give them back life
Really was nasty
A good source of strife
Why would a man
Want a corpse for a wife
What could be said
For a wife undead
There were better things to do
Real women to screw
He got a bottle of Mount Gay
And went out to play