There is this very special place

That’s out of bounds for man

To set foot there would be a disgrace

Your life would go down the pan!

Personal privacy is paramount

Especially for wives and sisters,

It’s an unwritten rule that no amount

Of protests will alter it by resisters;

So, we males must freely submit

And continue to keep the peace,

We really must be willing to admit

This way makes harmony increase,

Then, just maybe, by her special request

We’ll be allowed in that hallowed room

With no upset, not a hint of protest

And our lives will truly bloom.