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His angina
Her vagina
Killing him softly with her love :)

These are two of the "cleaner" ones I have written
Ask nicely and I may post some of the naughtier ones

(6-line limerick)

BILLY THE TRAMP

Billy the tramp
Finds a brass lamp

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Rushing into flames
Without hesitation
Brotherhood undaunted
Prideful obligation

Answering all calls
Both night and day
Preserving multitudes
Arriving without delay

Unheralded heroes

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Best way to get over somebody
Is to get under somebody else
Train of logic ill conceived
Totally condemning yourself

Not so informed and educated
Liberal minded modern female

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Decked out in your Sunday best
Shades of gray and long split tail
Dancing that impresses the ladies
Your skills never cease to fail

Sunny spring mornings
Waking to your whistling

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Locked behind bars
Animal in a cage
Severed from my life
Victim of this age

Outside they are shouting
Claiming monstrous am I
Waving their national flag
Loathsome sight in my eye

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Madalyn Murray O'Hair
Outspoken atheist activist
Never sought forgiveness
Defiant in her stance
And in her own time
She did bear witness

Decades of repudiating
God’s eternal light

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Mom's green eyes
Dad's Roman nose
Grandpa's fuzzy ears
Striking repose

Two A.M. rolls around
Break for coffee
Pour a big cup
Mix in whiskey

Quietly strolling back

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Saying goes
Cuts like a knife
What if all I have are butter knives?

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A thought is created
Neural lightning strike
Registering in the brain
Single electric spike

Mental image takes shape
Expanded and nurtured
Infinite possibilities
Some yet undiscovered

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Thank you God
For having allowed
Cliff Shafer to be
.....His time among us
.....Marked by the years
.....Shared joyfully

The pain and grief
Will take some time
To heal our hearts

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Bush/Putin
Putin/Bush
Joke in there somewhere...

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Trotting along the fence line
Panting uncontrollably
Here comes another intruder
I race at it irresistibly

Outmatched in speed and size
I continue onwards alongside

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Communication varies
From speech to writing
Now throw in the mix
Keyboard typing

Oral conversation
No room for error
Without a "backspace"
Or an eraser

You cannot wad up

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Dazzling veins of light
Massive electric power
Flashing for an instant
Pulsing downwards

Disrupting the day
Shattering the night
Crackling chaotic ribbon
Ripping the sky