His name is Sanka,
Some people call him Tanka.
He makes the other dogs
Look like total hogs.
He raps on the street
While eatin' doggie treats
He pees on every tree
Then eats some Pedigree
He's Sanka.
Yeah, he's Sanka.

In case you haven't figured it out, Sanka is my dog's name and I came up with this shortly after we got him (five years ago). Randomness, I know.