There once was a girl named Sandy
whose kisses were sweeter than candy
she was married its true
but she was so blue
so to Paul she took quite a fancy
she wanted him badly
she told him so sadly
she thought they could just kiss and touch
he told her so gladly
with passion so madly
sometime lets go out to lunch
so terribly nervous
this innocent pair
can I sit next to you? he said
you know that you shouldn't
not saying he couldn't
but please keep your hand off my leg
they held hands and smiled
and talked all the while
that they should be allowed to have friends
if only she knew
what would happen soon
the beginning of the very end.....

Never the less
though they tried their best
just to sit and talk in the sand
they met at the beach
a hasty retreat
then went and had sex in the van
without further adieu
oh what should we do?
I'm finally a woman its true
I just hope from now on
I only have to make love to you
when we are around those two
I guess what we'll do
is try to look like we are distant
I can't wait til we dance
we could have been friends
if not for the bulge
in your pants

Who else is so pure
now I can't endure
having only one man all my life
I think you're so handsome
even though you're her husband
so how do we get rid of your wife?
I don't know was his line
she said all the time
How could I think he's so cool?
I call him and chased him
and he's still at home
I'm beginning to think I'm a fool
Paul finally got out
no more do they pout
or yell and cry all about
cause now he's with Sandy
their both so happy
guess true love
will always win out