you forgot to pick me up from school today thank god jesus was circling in a chevy g-van

You forgot to pick me up from school again I was standing there crying and alone when a friend of yours showed up. He said that you asked him to pick me up. He had long hair and dark sunglasses, his breath smelled like sweet tobacco and red wine. He was naked except for a terry cloth robe and dark sunglasses. He told me he was the son of god but if i wanted, i could call him jesus.

As dusk began to fall on the schoolyard a sign on the rooftop of the Chevy G Van lit up. It said 'We Deliver.' He slid open the back door to a waterbed and a open box of pepperoni pizza. He cracked open an icy cold coca cola and took a long sip. He said "if you are thirsty you can drink of me."

You told me never to go with a stranger, but you told me Jesus was my friend. He seemed like an okay guy. He let me pet his puppy. You forgot to pick me up from school again. It's okay, your friend Jesus gave me a ride.
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