(*DISCLAIMER- i never said my genre was love)

do you believe in love

sometimes

what about

soulmates

maybe one

maybe none

one at a time

polyamory

makes me feel

a little dirty

will you ever marry

maybe never

maybe someone

who won't be a

stranger after

next week,

drive thru vows

honestly

i don't like Vegas
how bout city hall
white washes

out my complexion

no veil no gown

no flowergirl

no best man

no ringbearer

(i don't have any friends so forget about bridesmaids)

no preacher

no reverand

no priest

my family is

not invited

no three tiered cake

maybe three trays

of lime jello shots

you and i

we'll disappear

and see if it works

so low budget

we'll ride bikes to city hall

gold is tacky

and diamonds are murder

don't worry about a ring

let's just get the hell

outta here

lets do it for the honeymoon

seriously, do

I mean all that?

whoah, slow down

I think I could love you

I'd love you bald

I'd love you kinda fat

let me know if you

think you could love

me too let's do it

and if it doesn't work

they'll sell us a

do-it-yourself

divorce kit at Kinkos