Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Jennifer,
Happy birthday to you,

It’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year,
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and have lots of cheer.
You should be good and happy there’s something you can eat,
Ten thousand other kids are chewing on their stinky feet.

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Jennifer,
Happy birthday to you,

Your daddy’s in the kitchen with the can of chicken soup,
The dog’s prepared to go outside to make a little poop.
There’s ice cream in the freezer, with a smelly purple mold,
Forgot to turn the switch on, so the ice box isn’t cold.

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Jennifer,
Happy birthday to you,

The cake has got ten candles sticks, waiting to be lit,
The pizza’s in the oven, where’s my oven mitt?
The presents are all ordered, prepare to sing and dance,
Oh instead of getting here, they got to Paris France.

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Jennifer,
Happy birthday to you.