PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
The next time I see you
I’m going to punch you in the face
Don’t ask me why
I’m not really sure
It could be that thing you said to me a long time ago
That I forgot and you can’t recall
But, nonetheless, it pissed me off
Maybe it’s because you like that song “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas
Maybe it’s because you talk too much during movies
Or possibly it pertains to the peculiar sound you make when you eat
Perhaps it’s the way you look in a hat
Perhaps it’s the things you say to my cat
(I’m glad she always hisses and scratches you)
Whatever it is
I’m going to punch you in the face
And I’ll record it and upload it to the internet, too
So you and everyone
Will know and will see
That you got punched in the face
Punched in the face
By me
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lol
I liked this alot,made me smile!
Ricklovin
lol, I wouldnt wanna rub u up the wrong way!
what a release eh?....it's amazing how little things can really get on ur nerves....punching can relieve one from stress, but I recommend u punch the wall, rather than the face, hehehe....peace
LOved This
Really loved this one neo, and how true...its those little irritants in life that get to us. I fully agree with you with the eating thing..so annoying lol!
Loved the catergory youv'e put it under aswell, excellent! LOL!
DeBs
Thanks for reading and
Thanks for reading and commenting, everybody. Contrary to the poem, I'm not that violent of a person. I'd most likely punch a wall instead of a person, unless that person was playing "My Humps" loudly. This was just a crazy idea for a poem I had when thinking of somebody that upsets me. And thanks for noticing the new category I created Debs. Hopefully I've created a new genre! Peace, NSF
SWEET!!!!
SWEET!!!!
Thanks, BAE. I'm thinking of
Thanks, BAE. I'm thinking of sending this to Hallmark and asking them to put it on Xmas and Birthday cards. Peace, NSF