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Medicated Thoughts of a Disturbed American

Posted October 8th, 2008 by neocon_shakes_fear

Sarah Palin in a lesbian love affair with a 200 pound black woman named Shaneequa
George W Bush attempting an algebra problem
Toxic Oysters and electro-shock therapy for Dr Phil
An armless army of Jerry Springer guests let loose on the set of 90210

Rabid teenage girls on LSD climbing the Empire State Building like Spiderman
Flying corpses voting republican without diarrhea
Wall Street bailouts for trailer parks in Oklahoma sold by Wal-Mart in two-packs
Oil changes to gold rivers in destinations unknown
Beavis and Butthead reading Keats and reenacting the standing on the desk scene from "Dead Poets Society"
Dick Cheney in a tutu singing a Pussycat Dolls song on American Idol half drunk with an erection

Pop my pill and watch TV
Change the channel
Losing the remote in an ocean of alligators smoked through the Florida sun
Laughing and pointing
Beware

Very Good!

On October 8th, 2008 David Gibbs says:

Another original and funny write! Your imagination is amazing! Enjoyed this piece,
Dave

Thanks for reading, Dave. We

On October 10th, 2008 neocon_shakes_fear says:

Thanks for reading, Dave. We Americans do disturbed pretty well, so I thought I'd try to capture some of it. Glad you liked it. Peace, NSF

great

On October 11th, 2008 raskin says:

I wanted to say fucking, eh I loved it. Appeals to my sense of humor.You conjured some wild images. raskin

Thanks for reading and

On October 11th, 2008 neocon_shakes_fear says:

Thanks for reading and commenting, Raskin. It's nice to find people who appreciate my disturbed thoughts. Peace, NSF

Great

On October 11th, 2008 McMongrel says:

Man, you've gone nuts.
Ain't it great?

It is great, McMongrel. When

On October 12th, 2008 neocon_shakes_fear says:

It is great, McMongrel. When you throw sanity into the wind and do stuff like running naked on the beach during a thunderstorm reciting 16th century sonnents, you understand the meaning of life. That's where I've been recently. Thanks for reading. Peace, NSF

I need some more meds!

On February 9th, 2009 The_Wanderer083 says:

"FLYING CORPSES VOTING REPUBLICAN WITHOUT DIARRHEA!!"
I wish I had written that line haha!
great poem!
And Can I have some of your meds? Dexedrine and prozac and ativan is too weak for me now! HaHA!

Watch for those flying

On February 10th, 2009 neocon_shakes_fear says:

Watch for those flying corpses! They're everywhere in some towns! And when they do ever get diarrhea... just be careful.

As for the meds, I'm only on Ativan right now myself. Try Thorazine; now that is hardcore. After reading your poetry, I think it might help you. It might help me, too, so share a bit if you get some. We can drive to Mexico together sometime if you want and go shopping. Happy trails, my friend. Say hello to Charles for me.

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