Kidney Thief
Where did that girl go?
The one that punched me in the throat
Stole my kidney
Abandoning everything
Cuddling two weeks candle-lit bathtubs
Giving backrubs to strangers with butcher knives
She’s a modern day Medusa, I tell you!
Totally and unquestionably…
AWOL
Disconnected
Out of reach
Not in service
A user that is NOT currently online
After sloshing through ten thousand puddles of deceased roses,
I WILL slam her closed doors!
I’ll KILL all those tear ducts dry
Because SOMEONE has to slaughter the calf
The innocent little calf of hope
The creature no longer so prim and precious
Now that I step out of this Jacuzzi filled with ice cubes, clutching my side, I’ll feint this whimper:
“Oh, pale Ramon!
Where, where did she did go?
Did you, or anyone, see the burial plots?”
While waiting for the ambulance, I send an email to:
Pale.Ramon@Prozac.con
…so he’ll print this inept ad in the personal cesarean section,
:(because antibiotics alone won’t impede this infection):
“If somebody sees a slender silhouetted slut of 5’6
Sort of looks like Stevie Nicks
Has curly blond hair and soaking red hands
Vain with conceit and gluing back fallen strands
Is smuggling a cold kidney in a rotten purse
Is juggling souls in an old, forgotten hearse
Would they please present her with this restraining order?
AND TELL HER I WANT MY FUCKING KIDNEY BACK!”
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HA!
Yup... ya gotta watch out for those blond ones.... their a tricky sorts. (I'll keep my eye out for that kidney) Thanks for another enjoyable read!
Thanks for reading and
Thanks for reading and commenting on this one. Please do tell her I want my kidney back if you see her. IT'S NOT NICE TO TAKE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S SOMEONE'S KIDNEY! Peace, NSF
Roger Roger.. will do
BTW: I like that "VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED".... nice option!
Thanks. You know getting a
Thanks. You know getting a kidney stolen is no minor thing; it's a painful experience and the horrorific nature of it needs to be noted. That's why I made sure to label it properly. Next time you see a person running down the street with a kidney, tell them it just isn't cool and that they should write poetry instead. Peace, NSF
Urrgh!..
Yuk, lol!
...Its like one of those urban legends where medical students drug you at a party...and you wake up in a bath filled with ice, and with stitches in your side.....urgh...I so wish my freind had never told me that!!
Come to think of it...it may have been him that stole your kidney....
DEbs :.0
Thanks, Debs, for reading
Thanks, Debs, for reading and responding. It very well could have been this guy you speak of that stole my kidney; did he have blond hair? Did he look like Stevie Nicks at all? Maybe he got a sex-change at some point. You never know these days. Peace, NSF
fantastic
sick and twisted as this is (and i am);
i love your work, i wish my mind thought so erratically...
do you set about attempting to create such delightfully abstract pieces?
or do you just write whatever comes to mind?
"This Chaos, This Calamity; This Garden Once Was Perfect. Give Your Immortality To Me, I'll Set You Up Against The Stars" ~The Hush Sound
Thank you, Keira-Ruby, for
Thank you, Keira-Ruby, for your kind words. You're compliment means a lot to me. I just try to write what I'm thinking at the time, no matter how strange it might be. I'll get an idea and just go with it. Recently, I've been thinking weirder and weirder and my work reflects that. I think we should all write what we feel the most and not try to force anything, just go where the journey takes you. Thanks for reading. Peace, NSF
Sick!
Sick, in a very cool way. hahaha
your writings are getting darker by the day.
Good one NSF.
Warlock
Thanks, Warlock. Yeah, I'm
Thanks, Warlock. Yeah, I'm getting more and more demented. I think I might be possessed by some sort of malicious spirit. But nobody call the police or a priest! Because I like it! Thanks for reading. Peace, NSF
Tom Waits should use this.
Very Beat, Daddio!
Tom Waits should put this one to music.
Thanks, McMongrel, for
Thanks, McMongrel, for reading and commenting. Though I must say that I had this in mind more for a Disney movie with a talking animal of some sort that makes quirky jokes and has cute catchphrases and steals peoples' kindneys, too, but only sometimes like just every other Thursday if it's raining. For the soundtrack I'd envisioned Miley Ray Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers singing this poem to music, but Tom Waits could work, as well. Peace, NSF
I found the chick
I found the perfect chick to play the lead in your Disney adaptation.
She is a pro, and so can definitely handle the role, though she is a brunette and so will have to dye her hair.
Plus, as you can see from the clip, she already has medical training.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q2T_9UCTiI
HAhahahahaha. Yes, she'd
HAhahahahaha. Yes, she'd definitely do. Peace, NSF
This is awesome. Damn these
This is awesome. Damn these people that insist on leaving with one of your vital organs... Or even a piece of them... Fuckers!
LadyBird XX
Thanks, Ladybird. Yeah,
Thanks, Ladybird. Yeah, seriously, the nerve of some people! One minute you're having a pleasant walk on the beach, discussing world events, eating ice cream and commenting on the lovely weather, and next thing you know, BAM! you wake up in a bathtub full of ice cubes missing a kidney! Fuckers is right! To hell with people like that! Peace, NSF