I stutter, stammer, mumble
truly, you make me stumble
around you for words, I fumble
my lord, you must be trouble

im a klutz around you, clumsy
truly I don’t come out as sassy
for you, over my looks I get fussy
the results, nothing close to classy

this is too much work
I seem to just depend on luck
my mind is constantly blank
around you, I just suck!