On the first day of Christmas my employer offered me a big cut in my annual salary .

On the second day of Christmas the boss said to me I’m cutting back cost’s of running this company .

On the third day of Christmas the miser handed me a bill for tools and a job in the factory .

On the forth day of Christmas I had to endure all of what the crazy foreman said he though of me .

On the fifth day of Christmas when I walked in the door the so and so said they had terminated me .

On the sixth day of Christmas the bank they said to me they won’t cover that cheque for your redundancy .

On the seventh day of Christmas it was said to me that in receivership had gone the company .

On the eighth day of Christmas the kids handed me all their letters to post for Santa ASAP .

On the ninth day of Christmas I got down on my knee and asked God to help me in my difficulty .

On the tenth day of Christmas my wife said to me there was a phone call today from the state lottery .

On the eleventh day of Christmas the news on TV was the Christmas lottery winner who was me .

On the twelfth of Christmas I bought back the company and my old boss began working there for me .

By Paul Mc Cann